Hellhound Hallucinations framecolor-green and dramatic enough to make

and dramatic enough to make your reflection applaud

(Sashimi's still good after 15 hours

Take a walk on the wild side in these ferociously fashionable brown tortoiseshell sunglasses with brown non-reflective lenses and gold accents

These translucent pink sunglasses feature a half-rim frame

Hellhound Hallucinations framecolor-green and dramatic enough to makeWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.)